did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

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Me going for run: man as soon as I get home I'm going to stretch and shower and be clean I can't wait

Me after run: *sits on floor for 1 hour on tumblr without showering or moving*